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Greetings from Bolzano!

 

We arrived in  late morning yesterday, after having been (miraculously) reunited at the airport in Munich. As my group waited for luggage, Mazin and his 2 charges walked past us on their way to retrieve luggage at a different carousel. 

There was a moment where we realized there was another group of athletic types in red jackets.  Brad, in a moment of "Broadway mania", thought we could take them and broke out in finger snaps and chasses a la "Sharks vs The Jets" to the untold amusement of N'Ice Guys and strangers alike. (I won't lie...I did see a look of fear in the eyes of some of the Red Coats.)

We proceeded with ALL of the bags (and therefore skates) into the terminal only to find a very friendly looking man with a sign who was our bus driver Matthias.

Making our way from Germany to Bolzano would take about 3 1/2 hours and included a road side stop in Innsbruck.  So like one of those wacky movies, it would be a total of 4 countries in 24 hours: Canada, Germany, Austria and finally Italy.

We checked into our city centre hotel and with 4 hours to spare before dinner all divided into impromptu groups with quite a few going out for a walk in the city, still beautifully decorated from Christmas and some others choosing the "wellness Centre" and the sauna. (More about that in a moment)

Dinner was in the hotel with our host (the producer) and then bedtime for most although there was a spontaneous basketball game in the room above me which was reported to the front desk and then to me this morning. (sigh)  Boys will be boys.

This morning's breakfast was a treat with food for all palates: fruit, cheese, meat, yogurt, cereal, pastries and the BEST latte macchiatto anywhere. 

Mazin started out alone and were eventually joined by 3 more guys one of whom arrived at the table wide eyed and in a voice that was akin to the guy in Sixth sense ("I see dead people") he said in a whisper: "I saw her naked"  Apparently, he was one of the sauna goers and in an Italian sauna rule of some kind, you have to be naked.  He may never be the same since. Some things are a for sure:  Pj is NOT going in the sauna on this trip.

The good news is Uncle Krissypants has arrived!  WHEW!  Otherwise we were going to have to teach Flat Stanley (courtesy of the Grade 2 class at Allenby PS) the show numbers!  The bad news is no skates and no Black Swan tutu at the moment.

We are heading to see the Froze Guy, as one of our troupe calls the IceMan who is in a museum here and then more food (yum!) and off to the ice where the real magic will happen.

 


 
Posted By SkatingPj

Well, it would seem that it is a pretty straightforward thing to try and get from point A to point B in this day age, but not today.

The N'Ice Guys were scheduled to go from Toronto to Philadelphia to Munich and then by bus to Bolzano and we arrived in plenty of time to make all of that happen.  Seems like the travel Gods had different ideas.

First of all there was the mystery of the hats. 14 were ordered but only 12 made it to the airport. In an act of Christian kindness, I gave mine up to Uncle Krissypants (don't ask).  I could say more, but do I need to?  Let's just say a tantrum was involved and I didn't have any candies in my purse, so this was the next best thing.

Check in was a breeze.  No line up but a caveat from the agent at the desk who said for us to have as little as possible to go through security and to pack as much as possible in our checked suitcases.

I made the guys all wear our team jackets and the next stop was the US Customs and Immigration.  My customs man was a lovely fellow who wanted to know why I hadn't taken the direct route to Italy and where he could go public skating with his family in the city.

I am going to cut to the chase.  After hanging around for the better part of the afternoon  and seeing that our flight was going to be delayed by at least two hours, I did some quick math in my head and realized that with a layover of only 1.5 hours in Philly was going to mean that we would surely miss our connection.  A quicik trip to the desk, where I spoke to (happy sigh) Alberto who told me that if I could gather ALL of the boarding passes he would tell me what he was going to do with me. (swoon).

The boys all wondered how this happened and J-bird even went so far as to ask if I had um...flashed my...er....tassels.  He thought he was being a Smart N'Ice Guy and asking me in front of another team member. Sadly no.  Just some strange man in a dark vest who declared that if he had "tassels" he would be flashing them too for a seat. (or 14)

So believe it or not; armed with new flights, we had to clear customs (but Alberto....I haven't been anywhere yet??!!) and pick up our bags and leave the secured area to go to our new airline and start all over again with the check-in and the boarding pass and the security (which was very professional and efficient both times...go Molly!....I read the name tag!) and the waiting.

There was a moment where B-rat wanted to take off his pants but instead, and in his own charming way was able to convince security to "have a little fun" with "neverbeenanywahereJamie".  We all laughed like mad as they checked him over thoroughly and am sure he should be able to sit comfortably again by Tuesday. 

Suffice to say, 3 are going to Munich via Frankfurt on a completely different airline but only after sprinting through the airport to make the flight.

7 of us are going DIRECT to Munich on a certain Canadian carrier!!!  Woo hooo! the skates are going to make it !   4 are still on standby.  Frankly, if they don't make the flight, I don't care as I have been upgraded!!!

And this is just the beginning...Stay tuned for more updates!


 
Posted By SkatingPj
 
As you might expect, wrangling 12 sorta’ forma’ elite figure skating sorta’ men is a bit like dressing cats.
To be honest, the teacher from Charlie Brown’s classroom perfectly characterizes the control I have over this group as the picture below clearly illustrates.
For the amount of education and good will in the group it is nevertheless surprising to see how a little silliness, too much time on one’s hands and “one-upmanship” can influence email exchanges.
Take the fact that when the email went out that Mazin and I needed the sizes from the Guys in order to have our sponsored jackets (and hats) ordered, they were not only sent to us but to the rest of the Guys as well as the 2 executives in charge of the project on the sponsor’s side. So the following emails were cc’d to EVERYONE:
“Hey, can you find out if the jacket comes in Sexy? If not, I’m a medium”
“I am somewhere between a medium and a large…make mine a Marge?”
“Great to have 10 emails when I get home with everyone’s jacket size. Information to be filed for later. BTW why do the 2 executives need to be cc’d on all of the messages?”
 
And then there was the exchange about the “Making of the Tutus” soiree chez Kevin that my CBC producer was cc’d on…in the spirit of “Alert the Media” I am guessing...
 
Of course there was the alert that had to go out about the rehearsal schedule sent by one of the guys as I was nowhere near a computer ..it was cc’d to the 2 executives AND the CBC producer and signed  “Arrivederci B******s.”
 
With Tom’s shoulder, the notes of “encouragement” (read subtle threat) from one member to the next about Tom’s participation were inadvertently cc’d to the show’s producer…but at least not the sponsor or CBC this time.
 
Not to worry…the N’Ice Guys have a signed contract to perform in Bolzano!! <lol> 
 

We leave tomorrow…check back for more stories….wish us luck!

 

Kevin and Pj

 

 
Posted By SkatingPj
I bet you won't be surprised to learn that today's missive is all about food.  When our deputy manager's assistant Nancy (not her real name) gave us each a plastic bag filled with edible goodies yesterday, it started me thinking. One man's snack is another man's poison.
When Tim, Mikey V and I had gone out for a walk a few nights ago we really did see  BBQ bugs on a stick as a snack...ok...what's up with that?  We favour the theory, and I shared this with my Chinese colleagues, that this is some kind of twisted humour.  All of the stall owners get together and place their bets, and then  see what yuckiness they can come up with (and I have to tell you... BBQ'd bugs on a stick is up there) and then whoever is able to get a person (preferably a foreigner) to eat one first gets the whole pot.  There can be no other explanation .  I have found out an interesting little quirk; if there is anything peculiar...people in this neck of the woods seem to blame Canton Province.  It appears to be the Alabama of China from what I can tell.
Ok...back to the plastic bag.  There is a can of fish of some kind, some wagon wheel cakes and lots of little things wrapped up in colorful bits of foil and paper.  This is where it gets interesting. I mean it could be a kit kat single or it could be a chicken wing or piece of duck neck preserved in a  foil packet.  Hard to know??? There are also things of an indeterminate colour and texture and I bet you know where I stand on those packages.  We also got some clear packs...freeze dried with colorful food-type bits on the inside. Hmmm....could it be a marshmallow treat or more spiced and dried tofu.  I have to tell you, when your mouth is ready for marshmallow, freeze dried tofu doesn't cut it.

I will also tell you that I was part of an international food incident today.  I went through the food line up as usual and the person who hands you your TV dinner kind of thing with the other package of rice...wouldn't take my voucher and told my friend that I needed 2 for the western lunch.  I said that was ok...and that I would take the Chinese lunch.  I don't know how to say this, but, I am not currently located in the west.  I figure my chances were better with the Chinese lunch in China rather than the "pizza" that the western lunch promised.  As I sat and ate my lunch, minding my own business, I found myself, actually my lunch, being stared at by a man in a pink shirt. The #2 lunch man as it happens. Michelle looked up and he said to her in an accusing tone that I didn't have a western lunch and there was pizza in it. She said that I had said the Chinese lunch was fine.  He said no, that I was western and needed to have the western lunch.  She said that maybe they could also give the western lunches to the Chinese.  He told her, no, that we/he musn't spoil the Chinese. So a bit of an impasse.  He then went into the lunch handing out area and came back with a western lunch TV dinner tray for me.  So now, I have 2 lunches.  So Michelle tried to call our colleague Eva to come back downstairs to the lunch room so she could have the western lunch.  We couldn't find her, so Michelle asked if he wanted the lunch back (still sealed) which wasn't going to happen without a whole lot of paperwork.  Could we take it upstairs?  He told us no that it was forbidden.  He then said to make sure he wasn't looking when we took it with us.

Eva and Xavier thought it was great and I knew that the Chinese lunch was a great call for me!


 
Posted By SkatingPj
With the N’Ice Guys’ trip to Italy a mere 4 sleeps away…the phone rang.
 
*** Did I mention we were doing a Swan Lake/Sabre Dance mash up for the big show in Bolzano, Italy?? We like to call it “Dance of the Little Sabre Swans”…and Tom is one of our “lead swans.” ***
 
 “Um Pj…I don’t know how to tell you this, but something terrible has happened.” Said Tom or “the cute brother” as he likes to be called during rehearsals.   (His brother Kubo is simply known as “Stick”)
 
I wondered what it could be and I waited as if on egg shells.
 
“Well…I slipped and fell…ON THE ICE…and dislocated my shoulder.”
 
“Um…Tom…weren’t you a national level figure skater? Theoretically, as comfortable on the ice as a swan on the National Ballet stage??”
 
“I know. I know. Ironic isn’t it?? I was out looking at the stars and taking pictures for school. “
 
“Taking pictures… for school…? Bet “the cheque’s in the mail” too!” I said with a laugh.
 
Seems without his skates on, he is more like a sitting duck…er… swan… just waiting for an accident to happen and happen it did. You’d think that with all that schooling to become a rocket scientist; it would make Tom a little better versed in the principles of   “sneakers + ice ( – salt) + gravity = disaster”.
 
Did he think that a little thing like a dislocated shoulder was going to get him out of coming WITH his tutu to Bolzano? I think not.
 
Who would be there to “drive the disco big rig” with brother Kubo and Kevin and the Daniels and all the other boys?
 
He’ll no doubt be (Kung Fu) fighting his way back to full use of both wings in time for our flight to Italy…via Philly…and then a city in Germany …otherwise known as the N’Ice Guys European (airport and bus station) Tour.
 
All between now and New Year’s …stay tuned for more blog entries… (almost) live as they happen!
 
Happy Holidays everyone!
 
Pj
 



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