News and Views from the world wanderings of Pj Kwong.  Finally!  A place for all of the things I write and think about!

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Well, it would seem that it is a pretty straightforward thing to try and get from point A to point B in this day age, but not today.

The N'Ice Guys were scheduled to go from Toronto to Philadelphia to Munich and then by bus to Bolzano and we arrived in plenty of time to make all of that happen.  Seems like the travel Gods had different ideas.

First of all there was the mystery of the hats. 14 were ordered but only 12 made it to the airport. In an act of Christian kindness, I gave mine up to Uncle Krissypants (don't ask).  I could say more, but do I need to?  Let's just say a tantrum was involved and I didn't have any candies in my purse, so this was the next best thing.

Check in was a breeze.  No line up but a caveat from the agent at the desk who said for us to have as little as possible to go through security and to pack as much as possible in our checked suitcases.

I made the guys all wear our team jackets and the next stop was the US Customs and Immigration.  My customs man was a lovely fellow who wanted to know why I hadn't taken the direct route to Italy and where he could go public skating with his family in the city.

I am going to cut to the chase.  After hanging around for the better part of the afternoon  and seeing that our flight was going to be delayed by at least two hours, I did some quick math in my head and realized that with a layover of only 1.5 hours in Philly was going to mean that we would surely miss our connection.  A quicik trip to the desk, where I spoke to (happy sigh) Alberto who told me that if I could gather ALL of the boarding passes he would tell me what he was going to do with me. (swoon).

The boys all wondered how this happened and J-bird even went so far as to ask if I had um...flashed my...er....tassels.  He thought he was being a Smart N'Ice Guy and asking me in front of another team member. Sadly no.  Just some strange man in a dark vest who declared that if he had "tassels" he would be flashing them too for a seat. (or 14)

So believe it or not; armed with new flights, we had to clear customs (but Alberto....I haven't been anywhere yet??!!) and pick up our bags and leave the secured area to go to our new airline and start all over again with the check-in and the boarding pass and the security (which was very professional and efficient both times...go Molly!....I read the name tag!) and the waiting.

There was a moment where B-rat wanted to take off his pants but instead, and in his own charming way was able to convince security to "have a little fun" with "neverbeenanywahereJamie".  We all laughed like mad as they checked him over thoroughly and am sure he should be able to sit comfortably again by Tuesday. 

Suffice to say, 3 are going to Munich via Frankfurt on a completely different airline but only after sprinting through the airport to make the flight.

7 of us are going DIRECT to Munich on a certain Canadian carrier!!!  Woo hooo! the skates are going to make it !   4 are still on standby.  Frankly, if they don't make the flight, I don't care as I have been upgraded!!!

And this is just the beginning...Stay tuned for more updates!


 
Posted By SkatingPj
 
As you might expect, wrangling 12 sorta’ forma’ elite figure skating sorta’ men is a bit like dressing cats.
To be honest, the teacher from Charlie Brown’s classroom perfectly characterizes the control I have over this group as the picture below clearly illustrates.
For the amount of education and good will in the group it is nevertheless surprising to see how a little silliness, too much time on one’s hands and “one-upmanship” can influence email exchanges.
Take the fact that when the email went out that Mazin and I needed the sizes from the Guys in order to have our sponsored jackets (and hats) ordered, they were not only sent to us but to the rest of the Guys as well as the 2 executives in charge of the project on the sponsor’s side. So the following emails were cc’d to EVERYONE:
“Hey, can you find out if the jacket comes in Sexy? If not, I’m a medium”
“I am somewhere between a medium and a large…make mine a Marge?”
“Great to have 10 emails when I get home with everyone’s jacket size. Information to be filed for later. BTW why do the 2 executives need to be cc’d on all of the messages?”
 
And then there was the exchange about the “Making of the Tutus” soiree chez Kevin that my CBC producer was cc’d on…in the spirit of “Alert the Media” I am guessing...
 
Of course there was the alert that had to go out about the rehearsal schedule sent by one of the guys as I was nowhere near a computer ..it was cc’d to the 2 executives AND the CBC producer and signed  “Arrivederci B******s.”
 
With Tom’s shoulder, the notes of “encouragement” (read subtle threat) from one member to the next about Tom’s participation were inadvertently cc’d to the show’s producer…but at least not the sponsor or CBC this time.
 
Not to worry…the N’Ice Guys have a signed contract to perform in Bolzano!! <lol> 
 

We leave tomorrow…check back for more stories….wish us luck!

 

Kevin and Pj

 

 
Posted By SkatingPj
With the N’Ice Guys’ trip to Italy a mere 4 sleeps away…the phone rang.
 
*** Did I mention we were doing a Swan Lake/Sabre Dance mash up for the big show in Bolzano, Italy?? We like to call it “Dance of the Little Sabre Swans”…and Tom is one of our “lead swans.” ***
 
 “Um Pj…I don’t know how to tell you this, but something terrible has happened.” Said Tom or “the cute brother” as he likes to be called during rehearsals.   (His brother Kubo is simply known as “Stick”)
 
I wondered what it could be and I waited as if on egg shells.
 
“Well…I slipped and fell…ON THE ICE…and dislocated my shoulder.”
 
“Um…Tom…weren’t you a national level figure skater? Theoretically, as comfortable on the ice as a swan on the National Ballet stage??”
 
“I know. I know. Ironic isn’t it?? I was out looking at the stars and taking pictures for school. “
 
“Taking pictures… for school…? Bet “the cheque’s in the mail” too!” I said with a laugh.
 
Seems without his skates on, he is more like a sitting duck…er… swan… just waiting for an accident to happen and happen it did. You’d think that with all that schooling to become a rocket scientist; it would make Tom a little better versed in the principles of   “sneakers + ice ( – salt) + gravity = disaster”.
 
Did he think that a little thing like a dislocated shoulder was going to get him out of coming WITH his tutu to Bolzano? I think not.
 
Who would be there to “drive the disco big rig” with brother Kubo and Kevin and the Daniels and all the other boys?
 
He’ll no doubt be (Kung Fu) fighting his way back to full use of both wings in time for our flight to Italy…via Philly…and then a city in Germany …otherwise known as the N’Ice Guys European (airport and bus station) Tour.
 
All between now and New Year’s …stay tuned for more blog entries… (almost) live as they happen!
 
Happy Holidays everyone!
 
Pj
 



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